One Liners Jokes Category

1. You know you're over the hill when you are arranging your hair instead of combing it.
2. You know you're over the hill when your idea of a good workout is standing up.
3. You know you're over the hill when you start picking your teeth out of the popcorn.
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Where does Ice Cream go to school?
Answer: Sundae School. Read more

You are going to get a ticket because you have FINE written all over your body. Read more

Age doesn`t always bring wisdom. "Sometimes age comes alone Read more

Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?

A. Because he wanted to be a smarty
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Q: If you have 4 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 3 apples and 4 oranges in the other, what do you have?
A: Very large hands!! Read more

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?
Because the rest are weekdays.
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Q: What do you call 144 blondes?
A: Gross ignorance.
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Q.Why was 6 affraid of 7?
A.Because 7,8,9 (7 ate 9) Read more

Q. What is a pig's favorite karate move?
A Pork chop.
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