Jimmy: `Hey, Mike! How`s your new pet fish doing? ...

Jimmy: `Hey, Mike! How`s your new pet fish doing? You told me he was really something special.`Mike: `To tell the truth, I`m really disappointed in him. The guy who sold him to me said I could teach him to sing like a bird.`Jimmy: `What? Let me get this straight... You bought a fish because you thought you could teach him to sing like a bird?`Mike: `Well, yeah. After all, you know, he`s a parrot fish.`Jimmy: `Now listen, Mike, while you might be able to teach a parrot to sing, you`re never going to get anywhere with a parrot fish.`Mike: `That`s what you think! It just so happens this fish CAN sing. The thing is, he`s terribly off-key and it`s driving mecrazy. Do you know how hard it is to tuna fish?`