Penguin Jokes Category

A man was driving down the highway with a car full of penguins. Penguins sticking out the windows, penguins coming out the sunroof, penguin everywhere. A cop pulled him over and told him if he didn`t want a ticket he`d better take those penguins straight to the zoo. The man promised hewould and drove off.The next day, the same highway, the same car, the same guy, the same cop and the same penguins - only this time the penguins were all wearing sunglasses! The cop pulled the guy over and said, "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!""I did" said the guy, "Today I`m taking them to the beach!" Read more

Q: Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?

A. Because they haven?t got any pockets. Read more

Q: Why don?t you see Penguins in Britain?

A. Because they?re afraid of Wales. Read more

Q: What do Penguins sing on a birthday?

A. Freeze a jolly good fellow. Read more

Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?

A. Lost. Read more

Q: What do Penguins have for lunch?

A. Icebergers. Read more

Q: What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?

A. Starfish. Read more

Q: Who is a Penguin?s favourite pop star?

A. Seal. Read more

Q: Why do two Penguins in a nest always agree?

A. Because they don?t wanna fall out. Read more

Q: Why don?t Penguins like rock music?

A. They only like sole. Read more