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Presents the person with a single rose and say: "I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are." Read more
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I betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day. Read more
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If God made anything more pretty, I`m sure he`d keep it for himself. Read more
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You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family. Read more
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You look like a cool glass of refreshing water, and I am the thirstiest man in the world. Read more
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Are you a tamale? `Cause you`re hot. Read more
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I was going to tell you a joke that`ll make your tits fall off. But it looks like somebody beat me to it. Read more
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Most people like to watch the (i.e. World Cup, Stanley Cup, Super Bowl, NBA playoffs, etc..)

Cuz it only happens once a year/every 4 years, but I`d rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.

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Where`s your paper bag?

(What?)

Your paper bag to put over your head.

(Excuse me?)

It`s dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around.

Don`t worry, I`ll protect you.

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When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I`m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. Read more
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