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If you were a laser, you`d be set on "stunning". Read more
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(person walks in, and you say:) And out of nowhere comes the sunshine!! Read more
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When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels. Read more
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I`m good at math. U+I=69 Read more
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If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty. Read more
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Hi. Your name must be (your car here) because my backseat has it written all over. Read more
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Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage? Read more
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I`m wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick, want to help me test the claim it won`t kiss off? Read more
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Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that its a really big river, and the bunny on this side (doesn`t matter) really needs to get to the other side. Ask how he does it.

Give cute little answers as to why the bunny can`t cross the river (ie...bunny jump in river, bunny go *glubglubglub*.)

When the person finally asks how the bunny is supposed to get across, give them the cute puppy eyes and say "I don`t know, I just wanted to hold your hand."

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Mars? This is the advanced recon unit. Good news, I`ve found a couple of foxes. Read more
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