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Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours? Read more

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Pardon me, are you in heat?! Read more

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Should I call you in the morning or nudge you? Read more

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So, you`re a girl huh? Read more

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Stand back, I`m a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I`ll loosen her clothes. Read more

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Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn`t 3.5 inches and it ain`t floppy. Read more

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Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five. Read more

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You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case. Read more

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You make my software turn to hardware! Read more

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To a girl with braces, and if you have them as well: "Hey, wanna hook up sometime?" Read more