Pickup Jokes Category

Do you have a picture of yourself? So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas! Read more

Guy: Haven`t I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that`s why I don`t go there anymore.

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When things go wrong,
When sadness fill your heart,
When tears flow in your eyes,
Just let me know,
Cause I want to be there for you,
I am selling tissues,buy one get one free
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Guy: Miss, do have a bandaid?

Girl: Yes, why?

Guy: Because I scraped my knees when I fell for you! Read more

If you had 11 roses in your arms and looked in the mirror;
You would see the twelve most gorgeous things in the world.
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Guy: Do you have a map?
Girl: No, why do you ask?
Guy: Because I think I just got lost in your eyes.
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Man: Whats your name?
Woman: Tammy
Man: You should change it to Campbells, cause you're mmm mmm GOOD! Read more

Guy: I hope I don't get a cake on my birthday.
Girl: Why?
Guy: Because I wouldn't be able to blow the candles out.
Girl: Why?
Guy: Because you just took my breath away!
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Boy: Did you eat Lucky Charms this morning?
Girl: No, why?
Boy: Cause you're looking magically delicious!
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BOY:Are you tired?
GIRL:Why?
BOY:Because you've been running through my mind all day. Read more