Pig Jokes Category

A man was driving down the road in the country. He looked over and saw a baby pig in the field. He stopped and picked up the pig. He was driving around town with the pig in the car and a cop sees him and pulls him over.Cop asks "Hey, What are you doing with that pig in the car?"The driver says "Well, I just found the pig beside the road in the field."The... Read more

Animals-Pigs/SheepDo you think sheep know when you`re pulling the wool over their eyes?Does the person who inventories sheep often fall asleep on the job?If a pig is sold to the pawn shop is it then called a ham-hock?If we make sweaters out of a sheep`s hair, what do the sheep use to make sweaters?If you can`t make a silk purse from a sow`s ear what can you make with it?If you pushed a pig down a hill would he be a sausage roll?What do pigs say when they do... Read more

Q. What`s a pig`s favorite bal... Read more

Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a pe... Read more

Q. Why did the three little pigs decide to leave home?Read more

When were pigs mad... Read more

A traveler was driving through Arkansas when he lost his way and got off the main highway. As he drove by, he saw rows and rows of pigsties and pigpens and pigs running in fields and pigs wallowing in mud. Suddenly, his eye caught something really strange. He did a double take, muttered to himself and then looked a third time. He wondered if he had seen correctly - it looked like a pig with a wooden leg!He found the lane to the farm and drove up into the farmyard, where he was met by the farmer. "Excuse me," the traveler said. "I was just driving by and looking at all your pigs, and I noticed something that I just had to stop and ask about. Tell me, did I see right? Is there really a pig out there with a wooden leg?" The farmer smiled. "Oh, that would be old Caesar you saw. He`s the finest pig a man could ever hope to have - and smart! Well, let me tell you a little about that pig. You see that barge down there on the river? That`s a mining dredge,... Read more

On a drive in the country, a city slicker noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tree and holding the pig there as it ate one apple after another."Maybe I don`t know what I`m talking... Read more

What is a crafty pig... Read more

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