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Animals-Pigs/SheepDo you think sheep know when you`re pulling the wool over their eyes?Does the person who inventories sheep often fall asleep on the job?If a pig is sold to the pawn shop is it then called a ham-hock?If we make sweaters out of a sheep`s hair, what do the sheep use to make sweaters?If you can`t make a silk purse from a sow`s ear what can you make with it?If you pushed a pig down a hill would he be a sausage roll?What do pigs say when they don`t want to do something? Would it be `Yeawhen humans fly`?What do sheep count when they can`t get to sleep?Why can`t pigs look up into the sky?Why do pigs have curly tails?Why do we call them guinea pigs when they are neither from Guinea nor are they pigs?Why don`t sheep shrink when it rains?Why is it that only pigs and humans can get sunburn?Why is it that the first thing we try to do after killing a pig is to cure it?Would a small pig be called a hamlet?

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