Polish Jokes Category

A Polish woman goes to the doctor. She tell the doctor that she hurts all over. So the doctor tells her to touch her chest. She does and screams with pain. He tells her to touch her knee. She does, and again screams with pain. He now tells her to touch her arm. And yet again screams from pain. Finally the doctor says, "You have a broken finger." Read more

Did you hear about the Polish used car dealer? He was caught setting the gas gages back. Read more

By now, almost everyone has heard of the famous Polish orchestra whose players stopped periodically to clean the saliva out of their instruments. What`s remarkable about that? It was a string orchestra. Read more

Did you hear about the Polish guy that returned his Christmas neck tie because it was too tight? Read more

A Polish truck driver was delivering a load of furniture when a naked woman answered the doorbell. "My wife has an outfit just like that," said the driver. Read more

Why does the Pope kiss the ground after leaving an aircraft? Because the pilot is Polish too! Read more

When the Polish guy got married, his friends at the plant chipped in and bought him a 13-piece bedroom set, an Army cot and a dozen condoms. Read more

A carpenter drops his saw from the roof of the house he`s working on. It cuts off the ear of the Polish guy working below him. The Polak climbs down and asks, "Has any one seen my ear, I had a pencil in it?" Read more

A guy walks into a bar and starts to tell a Polish joke. The bar tender says that he`s Polish. The guy says, "OK, I`ll tell it slowly," Read more

How did the Polak break his leg playing golf? He fell in the ball washer. Read more