Polish Jokes Category

Did you hear about the Polak that died raking leaves? He fell out of the tree. Read more

Did you hear about the Polak that got killed while getting a glass of milk? The cow sat on him. Read more

A Polak walks into a coffee shop with a Thermos. He asks the owner how many cups of coffee it will hold. The owner says 4. The Polak says, "OK put in one black and three with cream and sugar." Read more

What do you call a cute Polish baby? Adopted. Read more

A guy walks into a store and orders a pepperoni pizza. The owner asks him if he`s Polish. The man becomes quite upset and indignantly says that he is. "Why did you ask if I was Polish and not Greek, or Russian?" He said angrily. The owner says, "Because this is a hardware store!" Read more

A Pollack is hired to paint lines on the road. The first day he paints ten miles worth of lines, the second day he paints five, and the third day he paints just one mile. His boss asked why he painted less and less miles every day. The Pollack said, "Well sir, every day it takes me longer and longer to get to the paint bucket." Read more

How do you know the Polish invented vodka? It takes a Pole to look at a potato and ask, "How do I drink this?" Read more

Did you hear about the Polak who broke his arm raking leaves? -He fell out of the tree. Read more