Preacher Jokes Category

Little Johnny was in church, getting restless as the preacher`s sermon dragged on and on.Not able to take it anymore, he leaned over to his father and whispered, "Hey, Dad, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?" Read more

A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him in front of the service station. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump. "Reverend," said the young man, "Sorry about the delay. It seems as if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long trip."The minister chuckled, "I know what you mean. It`s the same in my business." Read more

A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door, as he always is, to shake hands. He grabbed my friend bythe hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, ?You need to join the Army of the Lord!?My friend replied, ?I`m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.?Pastor questioned, ?How come I don`t see you except at Christmas and Easter??He whispered back, ?I`m in the secret service.? Read more

As a new bride, Aunt Edna moved into the small home on her husband`s ranch near Snowflake. She put a shoe box on a shelf in her closet and asked her husband never to touch it.For 50 years Uncle Jack left the box alone, until Aunt Edna was old and dying.One day when he was putting their affairs in order, he found the box again and thought it might hold something important.Opening it, he found two doilies and $82,500 in cash. He took the box to her and asked about the contents. "My mother gave me that box the day we married," she explained. "She told me to make a doily to help ease my frustrations every time I got mad at you."Uncle Jack was very touched that in 50 years she`d only been mad at him twice."What`s the $82,500 for?" he asked."Oh, well that`s the money I`ve made selling the doilies." Read more

An airliner flew into a violent thunderstorm and was soon swaying and bumping around the sky.One very nervous lady happened to be sitting next to a clergyman and turned to him. ?Can`t you do something?? she demanded angrily.?I`m sorry ma`am,? the reverend said gently, ?I`m in sales, not management.? Read more