Pregnancy Jokes Category

Q. Should I have a baby after 35? A. No, 35 children is enough. Read more

Q. When will my baby move? A. With any luck, right after he finishes high school. Read more

Q. How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu? A. If it`s the flu, you`ll get better. Read more

Q. Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear-end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy? A. Yes, your bladder. Read more

Q. What is the most common pregnancy craving? A. For men to be the ones who get pregnant. Read more

Q. What is the most reliable method to determine a baby`s sex? A. Childbirth. Read more

Q. The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why? A. `Cause you`re fatter than they are. Read more

Q. My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she`s borderline irrational. A. So what`s your question? Read more

Q. What`s the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a model? A. Nothing, if the pregnant woman`s husband knows what`s good for him. Read more

Q. How long is the average woman in labor? A. Whatever she says, divided by two. Read more