Programmers Jokes Category

Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a ligh... Read more

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Warning Signs of Insanity for Programmers.
1. You stay up all night coding only to realize that you haven't had any caffeine in about 6 hours.
2. You wonder why on earth anyone would make a programming language conform to such absolutely bizarre rules of grammar but in a strange way it actually begins to make sense.
3. You start dreaming in recursion (if you have any time to dream).
4. You realize not only is it d... Read more

How many software programmers does it take to change a li... Read more

Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a ligh... Read more

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How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
472. One to write WinGe... Read more