A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy ses...

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child`s name, Penny." He turned to the third mom. "Your obsession is alcohol and your child`s name is Brandy." At this point, the fourth mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let`s go home." A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "NO! I won`t sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I`m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I`m a graduate student in psychology, and I`m studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?!"