Psychiatrists Jokes Category

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I`m a dog. Lie down on the couch and I`ll examine you. I can`t, I`m not allowed on the furniture. Read more

How psychiatrists do it... Psychiatrists do it on the couch. Psychiatrists think they do it. Psychiatrists do it for at least fifty dollars per session. Read more

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The light bulb will change itself when it`s ready. Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change. Just one, but it takes nine visits. Read more

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? "How long have you been having this phantasy?" "Why does the light bulb necessarily have to change?" One, but he must consult the DSM-IV. Read more

How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb? "How many do you think it takes?" Read more