Question-Answer Jokes Category

Q. What did the salt say to the pepper?
A. Hey Baby, what's SHAKING! Read more

Halloween Funnies IV
What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?
- Grandma monster

Why did the monster eat a light bulb?-
Because he was in need of a light snack

Why are most monsters covered in wrinkles?-
Have you ever tried to iron a monster?

What kind of mistakes do spooks make?-
Boo boos

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin

Why do mummies make excellent spies?-
They're good at keeping things under wraps Read more

Q: What did the invisible man say to his girlfriend?
A: "Baby, you are outta sight!
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Q: What did the spider say to the beetle?
A: "Stop bugging me.
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Q: How many technical writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one, provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it. Read more

Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a cosmos of nothingness. Read more

Q: Why did the man fall off the building?
A: He tripped.
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How do you catch a carpenter squirrel (Definition: a squirrel that likes power tools)?
Go to Home Depot and pretend to be nut-wood.
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Is a technique for distributing all the junk in your garage among all the other garages in the neighborhood. Read more

What did the mummy sardine say to her children when they saw a submarine?
Don't worry, it's only a tin of people.. Read more