Quick Jokes Category

Q. Did you hear about how quick the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?

A. He`s all right now. Read more

Q. Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?

A. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink. Read more

Q. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A. A nervous wreck. Read more

Q. What`s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

A. Anyone can roast beef. Read more

Q. Where do you find a no legged dog?

A. Right where you left him. Read more

Q. Where do you get virgin wool from?

A. Ugly sheep. Read more

Q. Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

A. They`re trying to get away from the noise. Read more

Q. What does Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?

A. They both circle Uranus looking for Black Holes. Read more

Q. How do you double the value of a Geo Metro?

A. Fill it with gas. Read more

Q. What`s the definition of mixed emotions?

A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Read more