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Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

A. Still no eye deer. Read more

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Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no sexual organs?

A. Still no fucking eye deer. Read more

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Q. Why are women like condoms?

A. They spend 90% of their time in your wallet, and 10% on your dick. Read more

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Q. What can a lifesaver do for a woman a man can`t?

A. Cum in five different flavours. Read more

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Q. Who is the poorest guy in West Virginia?

A. The Tooth Fairy Read more

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Q. Did you hear that Fed Ex and UPS are going to merge?

A. Yeah. They`re going to call it FED UP! Read more

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Q. What`s the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

A. The car salesman can probably drive! Read more

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Q. Did you hear about the guy who`s a dyslexic-bulimic?

A. He eats, and then he sticks his finger up his ass. Read more

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Q. What do your boss and a slinky have in common?

A. They`re both fun to watch tumble down the stairs. Read more

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How do you wake lady ga ga up? Poker face Read more

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