Great Advice to Pass on to Your Daughters1. Don`t ...

Great Advice to Pass on to Your Daughters1. Don`t imagine you can change a man - unless he`s in diapers.2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.4. Never let your man`s mind wander - it`s too little to be out alone.5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.8. Women don`t make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn`t ask for directions.13. If he asks what sort of books you`re interested in, tell him checkbooks.14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.15. Sadly, all men are created equal...