My first job was working in an orange juice factor...

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned...couldn`t concentrate.After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn`t suited for it...mainly because it was a so-so job.Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn`t have the thyme.Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting.I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn`t cut the mustard.Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn`t hack it, so they gave me the ax.Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn`t fit in.So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn`t fit for the job.After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn`t have any patience.My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn`t noteworthy.I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn`t live on my net income.My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.SO I RETIRED AND FOUND I`M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!