Rodney Dangerfield Jokes Category

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. He told me to wear a brown necktie. Read more

My psychiatrist told me I`m going crazy. I told him, "If you don`t mind, I`d like a second opinion." He said, "All right. You`re ugly too!" Read more

I was so ugly, my mother used to feed me with a slingshot! Read more

When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" Read more

And we were poor too. Why, if I wasn`t born a boy, I`d have nothing to play with! Read more