Rude Jokes Category

TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer
interested?
PUPILS: A teacher.
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A man who was born with no arms wished to seek employment. Fearing nobody would want to hire him with his obvious disability, he thought he'd answer a help wanted sign he saw posted at his church. He rang the bell at the rectory and when the pastor opened the door he was moved with pity. He asked, "What can I do for you, my son?" The man said I've come to answer your help wanted ad. The pastor became concerned and said that ad is for a bell ringer. He stammered that he didn't think he'd be able to handle the job. The man pleaded and said won't you give me a chance so I can show you what I'm capable of? The pastor relented and hired him. The time came when the church bell had to be rung. The man made his way under the bell, took a running start and threw his body against the bell which resulted in a booming "BONNGGGG" as soon as the vibrations subsided, he took another running start and threw his body into the other side of the bell with the expected result Read more

A guy coming out of the gym tells his friend: I just lost 10 pounds! His friend says:Turn around; I think I found them! Read more

With high-definition TV everything looks bigger and wider. Kind of like going to your 25th high school reunion Read more

Men's brains are like prison system: not enough cells per man. Read more

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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I just bought 500 sadam t-shirts, they're a bit tight around the neck nut, but they hang well! Read more

What do you call an aboriginal in a porche? A Thief. Read more

Q. whats the difference between pussy and parsley? A. who the fuck eats parsley Read more

What do yo call a man with a 1inch dick? Justin Read more