School Jokes Category

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. ... Read more

What school supply is al... Read more

What’s the difference between a teacher and a steam train? The first goes “... Read more

What is white when its dirty and b... Read more

The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet... Read more

Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention? ... Read more

A man in a hurry taking his eight-year-old son to school made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited. "Uh-oh, I think I ... Read more

Q: What object is king of t... Read more

Teacher: Name two days of the week that s... Read more

Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses... Read more