School Jokes Category

Q: How did the music teacher get locked in the classroom? A: His keys were inside the piano! Read more

Little Johnny wasn`t getting good marks in school. One day he surprised the teacher with an announcement. He tapped her on the shoulder and said, "I don`t want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don`t start getting better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking!" Read more

Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph? Joseph: Because of a sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!" Read more

Q: Why did nose not want to go to school? A: He was tired of getting picked on! Read more

Teacher: I see you missed the first day of school. Kid: Yes, but I didn`t miss it much. Read more

Q: What did you learn in school today? A: "Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow!" Read more

Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got? Patty: Seven! Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got? Patty: Seven! Teacher: Let`s try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got? Patty: Six. Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got? Patty: Seven! Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven? Patty: I`ve already got one rabbit at home now! Read more