A woman walks into a convenience store. She walks ...

A woman walks into a convenience store. She walks straight to the manager and asks, "Do you have any small notebooks?""Sorry," says the manager. "We`re all out."The woman shrugs, and asks, "Well, do you have any mechanical pencils?""Nope, don`t have that either," says the manager.The woman feels her stomach rumbling and asks, "Do you have Doritos? Nachos?"The manager shrugs, "Sorry.""Hmmph. How about Chapstick?" says the woman."Nope. Don`t have that.""Well" the woman says, "If you don`t have anything, why don`t you close the store?"The manager shrugs, "Can`t. Don`t have the key."