SUPER BUSINESS SLOGANS, PART ILocal ad for a plumb...

SUPER BUSINESS SLOGANS, PART ILocal ad for a plumber:"We repair what your husband fixed."On the trucks of a local plumbing company in Pennsylvania:"Don`t sleep with a drip - call your plumber."Pizza shop slogan:"7 days without pizza makes one weak."At a tire shop in Milwaukee:"Invite us to your next blowout."Door of a plastic surgeon`s office:"Hello, can we pick your nose?"Sign at the psychic`s hotline:"Don`t call us, we`ll call you."At a laundry shop:"How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that besatisfactory?"At a Towing Company:"We don`t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."Billboard on the side of the road:"Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs."Outside a muffler shop:"No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."Outside a hotel:"Help! We need inn-experienced people."On a desk in a reception room:"We shoot every third salesman, and the second one just left."In a veterinarian`s waiting room:"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"At the electric company:"We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don`t, you will be."