Sick Jokes Category

A small 1 SEATER plane crashed into a cemetery. Police have recovered 102 bodies so far and will continue to dig throughout the night. Read more

Three men were shipwrecked on a desert island and where captured by the local natives. They were brought to the chief native. The chief gave the men two choices; they could have death or submit to unga bunga. The first man decides he does not want to die, so he chooses unga bunga. Ten of the natives took him into the woods, when he came back one hour later he was all beaten up. The second man chooses unga bunga and he was taken out the woods for 2 hours where the natives beat him up. The third man not wanting to go through all that torture decided upon death. So the chief said ok death by Unga Bunga Read more

A guy comes over a girls house for the night the guys ask the girl whats she wanted to do the? The girl said I wanted to play game called squeeze my ass. The guy says whats that you put your head between my thighs and I pull on your balls. the guys says that game not funny the girl says yes it is because i am getting a free clean out in my pussy. Read more

What did the spastic say to his dog? Down syndrome Read more

A chap was sitting at the bar swaying all over the place. The door opened & in came a little old lady with a blue rinse & a toy poodle. She parked herself next to the drunk. The drunk leaned over & went `Bleeeeugh` as he threw up all over the little dog. He stared at the dog in disbelief & said to the woman ``So funny I don`t remember eating` THAT.` Read more