Signs Jokes Category

* Martha Stewart doesn't live here!!

* I'm creative; you can't expect me to be neat, too!

* Ring Bell for Maid Service. If no answer, do it yourself!

* You may touch the dust in this house, but please don't write in it!

* If you write in the dust, please don't date it!

* I would cook dinner, but I can't find the can opener!

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Sign on company bulleting board: "This firm requires no physical-fitness program. Everyone gets enough exercise jumping to conclusions, flyi... Read more

A sign posted in a Dentist's office said:

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I saw a sign that said "Speed Bumps".
I t... Read more

I was driving along the Stuart Highway when I saw a sign s... Read more

Sign seen in a veterinarian`s office:
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On the outside flap of the sign, it reads: The kitchen is close today on ac... Read more