SMS Jokes Category

How Dogs and Women are alike..... Neither believe that silence is golden. Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing. Read more

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Read more

If you jogged backward ... would you gain weight? Read more

Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores? "101 Ways to Wok Your Dog" Read more

If you can`t change your mind, are you sure you still have one? Read more

Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that`s how dogs spend their lives. Read more

I`m not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain. Read more

I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of. Read more

Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? He drowned. Read more