Space Shuttle Jokes Category

Q: Did you know that Christa McAuliffe was blue eyed? A: One blew left and one blew right. Read more

Q: What were Christa McAuliffe`s last words? A: "What`s this button do?" Read more

Q: What were Christa McAuliffe`s last words to her husband? A: "You feed the kids - I`ll feed the fish." Read more

Q: What was the Shuttle`s last transmission? A: "I said BUD LITE!" Read more

Q: What does NASA stand for? A1: Need Another Seven Astronauts A2: Need Another Shuttle Also A3: Chicken Kiev [Ed: Punchline to another joke.] Read more

Q: Did you know why there was only one black crew member on Challenger? A: They didn`t know it was going to blow up. Read more

Q: Did you know that NASA has a new space drink? A: Ocean Spray - It was their second choice because they couldn`t get 7-UP. Read more

Q: When the next shuttle launches into space, what will the senior controller say? A: "72, 73, 74 BOOM! - Just kidding guys!" Read more

Q: What do Playtex tampon users and Christa McAuliffe have in common? A: They both should have stayed on the pad. Read more

Q: What does a sea lion, the space shuttle and Tylenol have in common? A: They`re all looking for a tight seal. Read more