Swedish Jokes Category

Q: What do you get if you crossbreed a swede with an ape? A: Another swede. Read more

Q: What is the greatest swedish invention? A: The inflatible dart game. Read more

Q: Why couldn`t Jesus have been born in Sweden? A: It`s impossible to find 3 wise men there. Read more

Q: Why do swedes always drink their milk in the store? A: Because on the packet it says: OPEN HERE. Read more

Q: Why do swedes take so long to wash the cellar windows? A: Because they have to dig a hole for the ladder first. Read more

There were these two Swedish hunter-buddies who went to Norway and bought a "fågelhund" that is, a bird dog. Later they returned to Sweden to test the dog, but they were rather disappointed. Finally one of the guys said "We`ve been cheated, we might as well just give the dog away." The other Swede looked back at his buddy, "Yeah, we`ll give him one more chance. Throw him up in the air again, and if he doesn`t fly we`ll just have to give him away to someone else." Read more