After directory assistance gave me my boyfriend`s ...

After directory assistance gave me my boyfriend`s new telephone number, I dialed him and got a woman. "Is Robert there?" I asked. "He`s in the shower," she responded. "Please tell him his girlfriend called," I said and hung up.When he didn`t return the call, I dialed again. This time a man answered. "This is Robert," he said."You`re not my boyfriend!" I exclaimed."I know," he replied. "That`s what I`ve been trying to tell my wife for the past half-hour."