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A visitor to Texas once asked, "Does it ever rain out here?"A rancher quickly answered, "Yes, it does.""When?" asked the visitor."Do you remember that part in the Bible where it rained for 40 daysand 40 nights?"The visitor replied, "Yes, I`m familiar with Noah`s flood.""Well," the rancher puffed up, "we got about half an inch that time."

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