Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes $100,000.00 and w...

Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes $100,000.00 and was on a long holiday in America. He went on a bus tour and travelled for hours and hours through desert country and oil fields.Murphy said, "Where are we now?"The guide said, "We`re in the great state of Texas.""It`s a big place," said Murphy.The guide said, "It`s so big, that your County Kerry would fit into the smallest corner of it."And Murphy said, "Yes, and wouldn`t it do wonders for Texas!"