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Top 10 Excuses of the Guy Arrested For Smuggling 750 Pounds of Bologna10. "I wanted to get my Christmas shopping done early"9. "Used to smuggle drugs, but now everybody`s into the Atkins diet"8. "It seemed like a good idea when I was drunk"7. "First I get caught mailing myself in a crate and now this"6. "Rush Limbaugh has a new addiction"5. "If I refused, Oscar Mayer was going to kill my family"4. "I can`t bring luncheon meats across the border? What is this, Russia?"3. "Was just a decoy for the guy smuggling 800 pounds of olive loaf"2. "How about I give you fifty pounds of bologna to make this whole problem go away?"1. "It was medical bologna" Read more