Top Ten Signs You are Addicted to the Internet 1...

Top Ten Signs You are Addicted to the Internet 1. You kiss your girlfriend`s/boyfriend`s home page. 2. Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom. 3. Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them. 4. You find yourself brainstorming for new subjects to search. 5. You refuse to go to a vacation spot with no electricity and no phone lines. 6. You finally do take that vacation, but only after buying a cellular-modem and a laptop. 7. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap... and your child in the overhead compartment. 8. All you daydreaming is preoccupied with getting a faster connection to the net: 28.8... ISDN... cable modem... T1... T3... 9. And even your night dreams are in HTML. 10. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com.