TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR SPOUSE IS HAVING A CYBER AFFAIR...

TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR SPOUSE IS HAVING A CYBER AFFAIR...10. Lately, she sits at the computer naked.9. After signing off, he always has a cigarette.8. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive.7. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up.6. He`s gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand.5. Every day, Bill Gates sends 10 million dollars worth of flowers.4. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underwear.3. During sex she screams "A COLON BACKSLASH ENTER INSERT!!!!"2. The fax file is filled with pictures of some guy`s ass.1. Lipstick on the mouse.