TOP TEN THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR IN CHURCH...10. Hey!...

TOP TEN THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR IN CHURCH...10. Hey! It`s my turn to sit in the front pew.9. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time.8. Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.7. I`ve decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to send to TV evangelists.6. I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the Junior High Sunday School class.5. Forget the denominational minimum salary, let`s pay our pastor so he can live like we do.4. I love it when we sing hymns I`ve never heard before!3. Since we`re all here, let`s start the service early.2. Pastor, we`d like to send you to this Bible seminar in the Bahamas.1. Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign!