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Q. Why did the tomato blush? A. Because he saw the salad, dressing. Read more

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Q. What did the lettuce say to the celery? A. Are you stalking me? Read more

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Q. Why did the Tomato go out with a prune? A. Because he couldn`t find a date! Read more

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Q. What did one vegetarian spy say to the other vegetarian spy? A. We have to stop meating like this. Read more

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Q. What do you call a vegetarian who goes back to eating meat? A. Someone who lost their veg-inity! Read more

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Q. Have you heard of the garlic diet? A. You don`t lose much weight, but from a distance, your friends think you look thinner. Read more

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Q. Why do people kill animals? A. Fur convenience steak. Read more

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Q. How many vegetarians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. I don`t know, but where do you get your protein? Read more

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Q. What do you call a militant vegan? A. Lactose intolerant. Read more

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Q. What`s the best way to keep milk fresh? A. Leave it in the cow. Read more