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Rating 3.75 from 5 ( 16 votes ) :

Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion. Read more

Rating 3.30 from 5 ( 10 votes ) :

Your mom's so fat, when she dances the band skips. Read more

Rating 3.27 from 5 ( 11 votes ) :

Your mom's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side. Read more

Rating 2.30 from 5 ( 10 votes ) :

Your mother's so fat, her clothes have stretch marks. Read more

Rating 4.00 from 5 ( 13 votes ) :

Your mother's so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones. Read more

Rating 3.50 from 5 ( 8 votes ) :

Your mother's so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves. Read more

Rating 4.14 from 5 ( 7 votes ) :

Your mother's so fat, she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up. Read more

Rating 4.40 from 5 ( 5 votes ) :

Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate. Read more

Rating 3.17 from 5 ( 6 votes ) :

Your mother's so fat, when they used her underwear for bungee jumping, they hit the ground. Read more

Rating 3.67 from 5 ( 6 votes ) :

Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says, "OK"! Read more

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