Yo Momma Jokes Category

Yo momma's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she sees people waving. Read more

Yo momma's hair so greasy when she gets in the car the oil light comes on. Read more

Yo momma is a carpenter's dream...she's flat as a board and she's never been screwed. Read more

Yo momma is so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Read more

Yo momma is so fat her blood type is rocky road. Read more

Yo momma is so fat when God said let there be light, he said move your fat butt out of the way.

Yo momma is so dumb she got hit by a park car.

Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo momma is so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon. Read more

Yo momma is so fat she put on a pair of Guess Jeans and the answer popped out. Read more

Yo momma's so fat, she irons her clothes on the drive way! Read more

Yo momma's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map she sees people waving. Read more

Yo momma's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world! Read more