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Nazi Germany surrenders to the A ...

2010-12-08 09:47:52

Nazi Germany surrenders to the Alliance (which included the United States) on 7th of may 1945. Chuck Norris was born on 6th of may 1945. Coincidence? I don't think so.

Eminem meeting Chuck Norris: Eminem: I’M ...

2010-12-08 09:48:24

Eminem meeting Chuck Norris: Eminem: I’M NOT AFRAID! Chuck Norris: I love the way you lie…

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much ...

2010-04-01 00:00:00

Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

Q. What did the blonde's left leg say to her ...

2010-03-18 00:00:00

Q. What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

Two Eskimos, sitting in a kayak, were very chilly. ...

2010-03-14 00:00:00

Two Eskimos, sitting in a kayak, were very chilly. To keep warm, they lit afire in the craft, but it sank. They should have known. You can`t have yourkayak and heat it too.

Why doesn`t Mexico have an Olympic team? Any Mexi ...

2010-03-10 00:00:00

Why doesn`t Mexico have an Olympic team? Any Mexican that can run jump or swim is in the US!

I`m not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped ...

2010-02-24 00:00:00

I`m not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.

An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were ...

2010-02-18 00:00:00

An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says "We`re having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive"The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps.The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps.This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. ...

2010-02-08 00:00:00

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

A man was driving down the highway with a car full ...

2010-01-29 00:00:00

A man was driving down the highway with a car full of penguins. Penguins sticking out the windows, penguins coming out the sunroof, penguin everywhere. A cop pulled him over and told him if he didn`t want a ticket he`d better take those penguins straight to the zoo. The man promised hewould and drove off.The next day, the same highway, the same car, the same guy, the same cop and the same penguins - only this time the penguins were all wearing sunglasses! The cop pulled the guy over and said, "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!""I did" said the guy, "Today I`m taking them to the beach!"