Top 10 jokes

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!! Read more

Ice isn’t cold water, it’s water that is scared still by Chuck Norris. Read more

Why doesn`t Mexico have an Olympic team? Any Mexican that can run jump or swim is in the US! Read more

Death had a near Chuck Norris experience Read more

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Read more

Chuck Norris is the only man who can kick your ass in the head! Read more

Some people piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris pisses his name in concrete Read more

Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire. Read more

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. Read more

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. Read more