Top 10 jokes

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Rating 5.00 from 5 ( 6 votes ) :

Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!! Read more

2.

Rating 5.00 from 5 ( 6 votes ) :

Ice isn’t cold water, it’s water that is scared still by Chuck Norris. Read more

3.

Rating 5.00 from 5 ( 6 votes ) :

When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt. Read more

4.

Rating 5.00 from 5 ( 7 votes ) :

Why doesn`t Mexico have an Olympic team? Any Mexican that can run jump or swim is in the US! Read more

5.

Rating 5.00 from 5 ( 8 votes ) :

Death had a near Chuck Norris experience Read more

6.

Rating 5.00 from 5 ( 6 votes ) :

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Read more

7.

Rating 5.00 from 5 ( 7 votes ) :

Chuck Norris is the only man who can kick your ass in the head! Read more

8.

Rating 4.92 from 5 ( 12 votes ) :

Some people piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris pisses his name in concrete Read more

9.

Rating 4.90 from 5 ( 10 votes ) :

Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire. Read more

10.

Rating 4.90 from 5 ( 10 votes ) :

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. Read more

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